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Pet Demotivational Poster


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am
I frickin' love this!


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson ra** peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Parizer

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Noname5

steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am
Why not b***er both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by rerun

tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


SAVE THE VEGETABLES -




UMM, BETTER CALL THE EMT'S & A PLUMBER! - The cat mysteriously got himself stuck. I tried using the plunger but that made things worse.


TAGS: pet pranks gone wrong
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:50 pm
LOL wish I could be the proverbial "fly on the wall" when they see it
Iconoclast - May 12, 2012, 6:10 pm
5 screaming meows. I think that I will print it and leave it on the desks of a couple of cat owners in the office.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thanks :) Glad I could provide you with a chuckle.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:00 pm
Love the poster and ha ha the 1L bomber doesn't have parents but rather hatched by some very lonely person. Failed.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 11:02 am
This dog can actually walk upright, as opposed to our mysterious 1L bomber. Log off Timmy, mommy will wake up soon.


YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"


TAGS: looks like uncle jedi clampett
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:53 am
You may be a Thailand jedi if you've ever heard " Luk Skeiwulka, I am your father... and your mother..."
Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:22 pm
lol


NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm
LOL!


I'M MOST THANKFUL - that this pisses off PETA!


TAGS: peta thanksgiving
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by vilnius

PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:38 pm
Yummy! Can't wait for my own turkey to finish.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 1:33 pm
love it...5L
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:32 pm
Wow Ham Turkey And All The Fixings That Looks So Good 5L Well Done.


ANIMAL - You may as well Admit it.... He is and always will be the greatest Muppet.




2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?


MAHNA MAHNA -


TAGS: muppets rule
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by culos



GET OFF THE DAMN BED -


TAGS: pets challenge ice
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 6, 2011, 4:43 pm
LOL 5 Lint rollers for the hair!
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
Nice one Iceman. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:15 pm
brilliant


Wake Me Up -


TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.


LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing c*****ge poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut b***er!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




GAY PETER PAN - I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!


TAGS: g** peter pan fairies
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 11:52 am
It's the only way to keep Tinkerbell alive!
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:14 am
Eh, made me laugh...a little. :P
Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 10:12 am
ROFL... I spell it out so I don't have to yell it out. I thought it was funny... hahaha
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:21 am
Redundant.


PETS - Because even 'extreme exil' needs a friend.




PETA GIRLS - Sure, they are cute... But they are not the smartest Leather, is also "animal skin"


TAGS: peta clueless
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Sillymike

SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 1:06 am
"I got three words for PETA: Chicken...Fried...Steak." ~Larry the Cable Guy~
mrdabeetle - November 22, 2011, 4:06 pm
http://libertyboy.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/peta-v-bikers-a-failure-to-communicate/
rnbw00 - November 8, 2011, 2:10 pm
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
CloudchaserS - November 7, 2011, 8:06 am
I'd love to see what would happen if they tried that schitt at a biker rally


DON'T TELL ME - Muppets aren't real!!


TAGS: muppets real
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GodsWorshipMe - February 25, 2010, 5:29 pm
Like, he gave me hepatitis C... I only have 2 months to live


IRON MAN CONTEST - When the wife signed me in, I had a different picture entirely.




DR. HOUSE - He can't believe how stupid and incompetent everyone else is.


TAGS: drhouse stupid incompetent
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

house - July 26, 2011, 7:44 am
Its a by-product of having a 140+ IQ.......I know how he feels
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:14 am
same with me with some motifakers...


TOLERATE -


TAGS: cats pet parents
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:19 pm

man i love the look of the cats face. the title and caption are awesome. 5 is to low for this one fp.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:01 pm
Just priceless.


DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS - ...or maybe you should before they eat your kids...




CRITICISM -


TAGS: tv twain muppet
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Giulio

GoForthAndDie - October 13, 2008, 5:14 am
Poop on the caption, but Statler and Waldorf rule :)


THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


ARKHAM STREET MUPPETS - Alphabetically removing your organs since November 10th 1969


TAGS: muppets
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by pyreial420

Akrid - January 2, 2012, 7:55 pm
Clayface
Preacher Man - December 23, 2011, 1:09 am
OK, comics geek that I am, I recognize most of them (and especially love Count von Count as Ra's al Ghul)...but who's Cookie Monster supposed to be?
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 22, 2011, 11:41 pm
Oh gosh this is awesome...


OC/DC -


TAGS: ocdc acdc repetitive
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by ziggles

jtft57 - December 5, 2010, 10:48 pm
and who still has more money than you?


BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges




PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.




POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




ADOPTION -


TAGS: adopt pets revenge cat
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:56 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl78XMnb8Xw
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
Most excellent.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:11 pm
This is also a tribute to my shelter cat, Clancy. I adopted him almost 13 years ago. The only poster I ever made with him in it is one of my first crappy basement posters.....115126
5150monkeylove - February 2, 2011, 10:33 pm
Thanks guys. The shelter I work for asked me to show them how to reword it. I did and and they made basically the same thing with horrible spacing and the bright yellow color. they had it printed and set up in my field office.
Sean - February 2, 2011, 2:31 pm
Love the poster. All of mine are rescues too. And all are exacting their special revenge, as per this poster -- though that makes my couch collateral damage (but it's worth it -- stooopid couch).
Cloudchaser - February 2, 2011, 10:31 am
Giving this one 5l because all of my cats are rescues, especially the 2nd youngest who was abandoned at the local community center at only 8 weeks because some (expletive) was too lazy to find him a good hime


THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns


TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)


THE WAITING -


TAGS: apologies to tom petty
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 8:55 am
Only 1 Pick-a-nick Basket per day!
bobfromaccounting - June 17, 2009, 8:14 pm
Patient bear Is patient.


OVERCOMPENSATING? - For some reason, I don't think he's overcompensating.


TAGS: peter north ferrari
Rating: 2.8/5

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MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:56 am
It's okay...Your in the barrel tonight though...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:26 am
yeah, I know who that is, I'm bad, I'm naughty, I've, I've, I've, seen p***. She made me watch it! There I said it. Happy now?
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:15 am
That's abit sad that you know who that is...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:01 am
that car is the trophy for the AVN Plumbers award for laying the most pipe in 24 hours, it's Peter North
Viper - May 24, 2010, 11:50 pm
still a guy le douche


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




WHEN SHE ASKED ME - To come over and tear up her carpet, this is NOT what I thought she meant.


TAGS: carpet
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by angus90

agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:58 pm
Attention motifakers: angus90 is a 1L bomber. He shows up under different names, but last night, he managed to 1L bomb 100+ of Cubbybears top posters. Feel free to show this chicken**** loser the same courtesy! I thank you fopr your support.
GuinnessTroll - March 31, 2010, 7:50 pm
A great quote from Quagmire on the Family Guy.
angus90 - March 31, 2010, 6:54 pm
thanks
spacedog - March 31, 2010, 6:34 pm
Good one angus, 5Ls.


GIANT OCTOPUS - Probably not the best choice for a pet




H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.




BUNNIES - A cute, adorable pet AND a delicious alternative to chicken? Mummy, I want one of those!




"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -




FINALLY PETE WON -




CHICK-FIL-A - Were Coming for you!


TAGS: muppets
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Obeyartguy

BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:55 am
To bad it's Sunday and they're closed.
MPsniper - July 24, 2012, 5:40 pm
CHICK-FIL-A stand your ground


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.


THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?




JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you!


TAGS: jim henson muppets
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Shara

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 2, 2009, 2:05 pm
easy tiger, I was thinking he dieed years ago as well.
Shara - May 31, 2009, 3:48 am
No...it's called an homage or a dedication...dumbass.


HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure


TAGS: peeping carpet match dra**s
Rating: 4.8/5

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vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahahaha..... awesome


BREAST FEEDING -


TAGS: look dad competition
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by rerun

Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:05 am
Classic. Absolutely Classic. Random idea for Mr. Motifake. 'Featured Friday' with the top voted posters of the week. Get gems like this more in front of people so they can go to the hall of fame.
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
it will either stop him smoking or get him addicted. 5l's
rerun - September 23, 2010, 8:46 pm

One taste like stale cigar, other one like stale beer....but only when Uncle Steve is visiting
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:44 pm
HA! little buggers is gona get hooked by second hand


FAMILY - Sometimes you can pick your family


TAGS: pets
Rating: 4.5/5

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IF THERE'S NO GOD -


TAGS: fish aren t really pets
Rating: 4.32/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 4:47 pm
or my morphine drip? 5 Existentialism


SPEED KILLS - PETA won't approve of this base cruelty to rodents.


TAGS: peta mice mouse dead rodents
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Jarhead

GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:20 am
that is so funny on so many levels. 5 Speedy Gonzales's!!
me4891 - December 2, 2009, 9:40 am
Thank you for posting this, I will be laughing through my entire staff meeting over it!!!
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 9:36 am
So, a mouse walks into a bar...the gerbil ducked. 5L!


CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...


TAGS: harley hog davidson fuel petrol h**rod motor bike rain forest
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am
Somebody's been to Oamaru.


Janice -




ALL IN THE FAMILY -




PETA PROTEST -


TAGS: peta
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

dy2012 - June 1, 2012, 2:53 pm
5lol nice just saw this today..maybe Mimi is slim now
fasteddie - September 18, 2010, 11:14 am
once you've seen it you can't unsee it.....


ENSLAVED TO ANIME - ''still a better love story then twillight''




TO ALEXANDRA KOSTENIUK -




PUPPY MILLS - If you want a dog adopt from your local shelter don`t buy from a pet shop.


TAGS: pet
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by DonQ

CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:12 pm
Unless, of course, the pet shop is one whose dogs and cats are adoptables from local rescue groups. Got two of my cats that way. The other three are rescues as well


CANNIBALS -


TAGS: dahmers appetizer
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
Thanks space.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:11 pm
Nicet one Faceplant31, but I've cut back on eating food that makes its own gravy.


HEY PETA - We would love to have you for... *cough* I mean have you OVER for dinner.




FATHERHOOD - There Are Some Questions That Are Such A Headache




PROBLEMS -




NUREMBERG RALLIES -




DEFEAT - Well PETA, looks like your new campaign to guilt us into not eating fish by giving them a cute name just backfired. Here kitty, kitty... Daddy's hungry...


TAGS: seakitten peta fish hungry mcdonalds
Rating: 4/5

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Cloudchaser - July 17, 2010, 5:48 am
If fish are sea kittens, piglets are bacon seeds


SHOE PUPPETS - Never really got popular for some reason


TAGS: puppets shoes blz
Rating: 3.89/5

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PUPPET JESUS - Where all others failed he alone succeeded Rowlf the puppet, the puppet Jesus


TAGS: muppets puppet kermit rowlf jesus
Rating: 2.62/5

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
based on this comic from pvp onnline: http://www.pvponline.com/2008/12/10/its-time-to-light-the-lights/ found it funny enough to justify a poster on it's own but some people (okay, most people) might not get it so I've added the explenation just in case


For The Love Of Money -


TAGS: taxes irs work email incompetence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 22, 2014, 10:53 pm
LoL...
EmilioDumphque - June 22, 2014, 9:55 pm
The IRS Motto: We Fund Freedom. Got a problem with that?


LOST IN TRANSLATION -




MARKETING - not an exact science


TAGS: peta ads
Rating: 4.83/5

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rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 3:39 pm
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
boinger - May 5, 2011, 5:39 pm
... then there are the fat chicks
CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:44 am
Brillant!
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:32 pm
lol


CHOOSING A PET - Gary soon realized that Taking Your Pet to Work Day would of been much easier with a dog.


TAGS: pets jobs
Rating: 4.72/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:36 pm
it's the eyes sho...the eyes! thanks for the vote
GaryO - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
there better be beer comin' thru that regulator
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 10:44 am
Of course it's disturbing...I would've used koi.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 7:24 am
May sound strange coming from me, but I think this looks kinda disturbing lol. 5L for the lols
MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 12:55 am
Thanks guys.
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:36 pm
LOL! I don't know how Gary found a fish bowl big enough. It's huge! 5L MissP.
GaryO - July 16, 2012, 4:54 pm
FISH ON!, Crazy monkey, FISH ON!


PETER "COLUMBO" FALK - Just one more thing Saint Peter Got a Light?


TAGS: peter falk columbo rip
Rating: 4.69/5

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Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 6:51 pm
Nice one


JEFF DUNHAM - Playing with dolls since 3rd grade.And still goin' strong!


TAGS: puppets
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - November 14, 2012, 8:12 pm

Jeff - 1980, me 1982. Richardson HS in Richardson Texas
falloutghoul - November 13, 2012, 10:15 pm
Really? What year did you guys graduate?
rerun - November 12, 2012, 7:15 pm

d***,now I feel old. I went to high school with Jeff. Great guy


DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!


TAGS: september challenge military calling mr limpet
Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - February 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
B-5!! did she sink your battleship?
CpnKangaroo - February 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
DO NOT DOUBT MY JUDGEMENT... I SAY DOWN!! 5 ships that go down better than my ex-gf
BoneCD - September 28, 2009, 2:35 pm
LMAO...5 sub patrols for this LD


INCOMPETENCE -


TAGS: sand grass barren incompetence
Rating: 3.63/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:40 am
nice one! 5 prayers


SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE, EVENTUALLY - The rhythm is going to get you.




STRATEGIC MISDIRECTION -


TAGS: carol brady peter **** mom oedipus complex misdirection
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:24 pm
Wait, wait... What? Something I don't know?


PETS - Some how can always manage to make their way into your heart


TAGS: pets cat
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hello -




ALLIGATORS -




Clowns -


TAGS: appetite gangsta ronnie ronald mcdonalds
Rating: 2.5/5

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K - November 27, 2008, 1:45 am
Asian Ronald is a pimp
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 8:56 am
Where did you .THINK we got the meat..???


ANTI GRAVITY - WE HAS IT


TAGS: dog pet animal
Rating: 1.97/5


GET TO DA' PETER-CHOPPA! - It's the only way out!


TAGS: family guy peter griffin stewie lois brian predator quagmire
Rating: 1.73/5

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Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 10:05 am
"Ahnold" you're not.


Difference -


TAGS: cats dogs pets animals calendar
Rating: 4.92/5

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JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 5:38 am
Thanks, guys :)
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 9:28 am
That's dead nuts on, a 5er
mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 8:56 am
LOL! True, true! Excellent way of puttin' it, JW! 5L
Oldsod - June 1, 2015, 7:10 am
Brilliant observation.


THE MENAGRIE -


TAGS: ufo alien conquerers pets
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2011, 8:33 pm

funny thing is if you follow european news they dropped the "deny deny deny" aspect put out by the CIA. belgium, and france both have contingency plans in place. over a dozen countries have "disclosed"...other wait for approval...from America. hmmmm
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 7:09 pm
two words.... interstellar h**dogs.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2011, 5:27 pm

hmmm...i wonder if we'd be interested in a hive of bee's culture, or enslaving ants to work for us. you're prob right.
Cloudchaser - July 21, 2011, 10:23 am
They would be interested in our arts as that's a major part of what defines a culture
BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:09 am
me like the new Avatar ICEMAN
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:11 am
Humans make very good slave labor..... We all should know that. Different races and countries have been using other races and countries as slaves for years.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:35 pm

they're not doing that to me. not till i get comfy anyways ;)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:51 pm
They come for the a*** probing. Open wide & say 'ahhhh'.


PUDDY TATS -


TAGS: pet eagle
Rating: 4.83/5

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PETA HQ - Care for a drink?


TAGS: beer peta hq animal useful
Rating: 4.53/5

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rnbw00 - June 29, 2011, 2:34 pm
PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals>
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 1:43 pm

nice!


IT' A SHAME... -




QUICK DEATH -


TAGS: pets funny death ninja pitchblack
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:01 pm
correct


COME ON, PEOPLE - are we to be called "Companion Animals" now?


TAGS: pets
Rating: 4.35/5

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Brawler - May 3, 2011, 1:41 pm
Hadda shake my head when I read the article:D
pzykosiz - May 2, 2011, 7:06 pm
political correctness screws us again. 5L's


PETA - Mostly nuts. Spread the word.


TAGS: peta spread nuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - August 26, 2012, 10:16 am
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
HA HA HA!!!
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 12:21 pm
I have it on toast with my veal and eggs-along with some seal blubber;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:33 am
I can’t believe this is real. I mean I do, but my mind is… rejecting the… visual… LOL
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:05 pm
Excellent! I dug up my password to log in just so I could give you 5L.


6 MILLION DOLLAR DEER - We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better...stronger...faster


TAGS: bionic deer cyborg peta
Rating: 4/5

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RetiredUSNChief - November 2, 2011, 4:26 pm
Heh! But not strong enough or fast enough to prevent it from being mounted on a pedestal, I see. Good one, though! :):)
440wakeup - November 1, 2011, 10:58 pm
Kinds wobbly isn'r he?.....I don't care what technology they put in a deer, they will never be chasing us into the cornfield like in the original planet of the APES.
mariand - November 1, 2011, 3:42 am
yup... and after that, he will hunt us


MISCALCULATION -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


AND THEN... - Wrap them in a nice, warm, furry mitten to make them feel better.




QUEEN OF SHEBA -


TAGS: queen of sheba ronsart pet cat
Rating: 3.53/5

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The Goat - September 12, 2009, 2:24 pm
Cute kitty - unfortunately my "Magic Kitty" (that's her name) is cuter! (see thumbnail)
RON - September 12, 2009, 1:38 am
Thx guys...thank God she,s fixed...cute p**** is a temptation for us all (human)
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:31 am
An undeniable beauty. Wow. My cats are leaning heavy into my monitor.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:30 am
*Your (I feel like dufus, now)
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:29 am
You dog is wonderful RON, but I bow only to the Queen of Sheba. She's gorgeous.


RIP OFF -


TAGS: pet rocks
Rating: 3.26/5

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